.::Pinghui r0cks my s0cks::.

that sneaky ah pek

2006-12-09T01:53:00.000+08:00

OH MY GOD! HAHA. the most hilarious thing happened to me today. i was coming up the escalator from raffles place mrt on my way to my workplace, when i saw this lone ah pek, standing at the side of the landing of escalator, with a big red plastic bag at his feet, giving out flyers futilely to passers-by. you know how tough it is to be flyers-givers, you instantly become a taboo to the people, like you're carrying those conspicuously white and ringing tin cans doing your flagday. people try all their means to make a bee-line and manoeveur their way AWAY from you. it's a weird scene really, to see a sea of people suddenly parting and leaving an empty space right before you. hahah! or else if you're lucky some kinf-soul will take the flyers from you, then the next moment toss it into the nearest rubbish bin.

i guess i really have a soft spot for old ah peks can! usually i would have pushed my way away from those flyers-givers. but today, today!!! i saw this really exhausted-looking, okay somewhat ratty and sneaky looking ah pek giving out flyers. so at that moment i was determined to help him out by taking the flyers. however!! when i rose up the escalator, he actually held back his flyers and seemed hesitant about giving me the flyers! getting impatient, i held out my hand, beckoning him to pass me a flyer.

OKAY then i realised why.

DAMN it's a flyer about adult sex toys and shops! AHHHHH MY GOSH. maybe it doesn't really pay to be too kind bleargh. gosh! maybe next time i shudn't volunteer myself to take any random flyers. but how could they give out such immoral and porno flyer in the heart of a CBD!? RAHHH i'm sucha a jerk. sex toys, anyone?

senseless rantings

2006-12-08T12:23:00.000+08:00

GOSH it has certainly been long since my last entry. HAHA. i guess blogging isn't in my genes, it's hard to imagine how some people actually bothers to lobg everyday! mamamia. okay i've got roughly 5 mins to blog before i have to zoom off to work (i dread it!!) since there isn't really anything much to do in 5 mins, not youtube, nor doing my sababticals reflection, i guess i'll just blog about the days in singapore for the benefits of my friends in china! HITHERE. hahaha

anyway basically, my job really sucks. i've to call those people up for maagzines subscription and usually their existing subscription does not end till like 8 mths later. so if i were in their shoes, i would be equally pissed off like some of the people i encountered while doing my round of callings.
another scenario is that while you were reciting on and on about the special promotion for the renewal subscriptions, which is already so deeply ingrained in our heads that i'm afraid i will bebgin chanting in the middle of the night, some people are just really kind enough to go "UH HUH" and prompt you. so then, you feel this glimmer of hope, like you're going to clinch another deal soon. then after you finish explaining the promotion, those "kind" people usually go, "MMMMM.. i don't think i'm interested (apologetically)." DAMN DAMN DAMN! it's such a huge blow, dude! like i have just rose to heaven and in a split second i was flung back to hell. this is especially excruciating after you have spent your entire day calling incessantly.

sigh. i guess working ain't as easy as i thought it to be initially. but well, anyone interested in subscribing to TIME, HARVARD BUSINESS REVIEW, FORTUNE OR THE ECONOMIST!!?
special year-end promotion! don't miss it.

THE ADVENTURE

2006-07-03T00:32:00.000+08:00

HAHAHAH!! i should seriously blog about this really. you know how things usually are, when you "talk so big but no action"?! it's like you have this really beeg and ambitious plan stuck in your head and yet you just couldn't find the time or resources or even motivation to get it started? ALRIGHT so we got enough of all these nonsense and decided to make SOMETHING happen. so here you go, me and meijie's midnight adventure. BWAHA.

yeaa i'm simply gonna just narrate the whole flow of events in very simple language cause my engrish is poor. i'm lazy to think of fanciful engrish.

YEAP so its friday and me and meijie and jasmin stayed in school till 5 plus to do some last minute touch-up on our funfair stall the next day. then jasmin went home and me and meijie bathed in school. ya and i forgot my towel so i have to use meijie's one. URGHH i thought of using the "tissue dabbing" method introduced by joyce and shishuang, but forget it since i trust meijie so much that she doesn't have any terminal disease. cause we're both believers of "anti pre-maritial sex"!! yeah sorry for the digression. THEN we took a bus to cityhall where we dine overlooking the finest view of singapore! our nightview is seriously magnificent i tell you. the esplanade and all the CBD buildings and singapore river blahhh. HAHAA OH YAAA by the way we ate from this stall that has this uncle who can say like 100 xiexie (thankyou) in one minute and constantly chanting his slogan "NO GOOD CAN RETURN". so whatever happen to our bottom five ranking as the most courteous country in the world? i say those survey are always done only in a micro level and are rarely accurate. they're doing certain groups of singaporeans unjustice by branding our country as one of the most un-courteous country in the world. but seriously i rather think that chanting uncle is over-doing it.

YAA then cause our original plan is to go midnight k-boxing right. so right after dinner we decided to catch some twenty winks before we begin our night. ya and mac is the place to sleep ok. we chope this used table with this empty tray and packet of fries, plop ourselves down and SLEEP. those workers at mac probably thought the pack of fries was ours and din't disturb us. HAHA me and meijie were so close to opening a room at hotel 81 can! but, remember the magical word "budget". YAA we were sprawled on the tables and the sleeping ain't exactly very comfortable. as i drifted in and out of sleep, i heard this lil girl from a table next to us asking his parents "what are they (yes, us, the sleeping pigs) doing? are they sleeping..... or crying?" her voice is totally guileness and cute can! yea but then i get really grouchy when i m deprived of sleep so i nearly wanted to say wahlao to that lil girl. but i din't okay.

yeap then we woke up at around 10 plus and took a train down to somerset to cineleisure. we wanted to watch siletn hill but then the timing clashed with our k-boxing plan. so we ditched silent hill and embrace midnight kboxing. WAHA yea before that me and meijie had a pact that we'll record our voices and let our friends judge the next day. yeap so we sang and blahh and TRY to get high. HAHA got some parts quite funny lah but then only two of us can. BUT QUITE HIGH LAH HORH. yeahh damn stupid we sang through like 4 songs then realise we forgot to switch on our mics. yaa then we ordered vodka and beer. HAHA shud have gone to cheers first then go up. then we sang till 3am and by then desperately in need of a place to just collapse and sleep.

HAHAH and we decided to camp outside cathay can! you know that purplish sofa outisde the arcade, yaa so we settled down and sleep. i was really bushed man i fell asleep almost instanly while meijie stayed awake for awhile and still super hyper. YAA THEN WE GOT CHASED AWAY BY THE SECURITY GUARD. DAMNNN. NO SLEEPING IS NOT ALLOWED.HUMPH. PATHETIC CAN. when have u got to try so hard just to find a place to sleep man! totally demoralised shit. maybe we shud just camp under a flyover.

ya then we took a cab to KAP and slept outside on the coffee tables where we met this pair of lesbians. we overheard one of them telling the other girl "i like your breasts". totally random can!! yea so we slept again, it was already 4am by then. then we woke up at 545. went into mac and had breakfast. HAHAHA totally shagged can. then hafta spent the entire day helping out at funfair. HAHA our game is really funny. shan't elaborate. super lazy. OKAY THATS ALL FOLKS.

REEEEEVAMMP

2006-06-07T01:07:00.000+08:00

CREDITS TO DENYSE!! i can't imagine how a computer noob like me can survive without professional guidance from denyse. i don't even have the slightest idea how to change a bloody template (!), made worse by my old rickety netscape browser which loads at a speed of 5min/page, no kidding. WHEEE i loveee this template! that striking lime green color is sure to shock anyone awake, compensating for my "rather-dull" content ehh ;)

I LOVE DENYSE. I LOVE DENYSE. I LOVE DENYSE

hahaa and not forgetting the original founders of this blog! YIXIN AND QIANWEN =D i still remember that afternoon when we went over to yixin's place and got trapped in the highly teadious and torturous process of creating this blog. i was probably lazing in the background while yixin was right smack in front of the computer helping me fix my settings :D THANKS BABES

HAHA i'll continue the legacy of mahjongkaki.

*damned i still don't know how to fix the clock.. bleagh can't be bothered---- 1.18am

2006-05-30T01:48:00.000+08:00

damned. how do you fix the clock huh. mind you it's 1.46am 30May now

2006-05-30T01:22:00.000+08:00

hahah i'm finally back! =D it's seriously kinda crazy to blog so late at night, but i just got this sudden unknown motivation to blog... probably inspired by the very sudden blogging craze in my class. i know i should really work on my LA portfolio now :S still have few more pieces to edit, i'm somewhat done but the quality is really mediocre. never mind i'll look into it later (: i think the portfolio had triggered this "writing" instinct in me.

bleagh i just got this wave of depression washed over me suddenly after reading so many blogs. even songs can make me tear for no reason. madness huh. i'm just feeling real weird today.. hearing stories about people and stuff. human beings are so complex. gullible-- i realise i have sub-consciously assumed that i know other people well.. when sometimes i don't even understand myself. it reveals such a narrow perception i have. superficial-- sometimes someone whom you thought is most scheming may instead be the one who's in the truest and purest of form. the others you least suspect may in turn become someone beyond your wildest imagination.

many times i have heard stories of someone whom i thought i know well portrayed as a foreign person that i would never have imagined. i know i shouldn't get affected by these hear-say stories too much, but whether or not it's real and fiction, it does say something about the dark nature of men. why would someone have two faces, or why would someone thought of starting this fallacy in the first place.. we are in fact the very victim of the sin we have committed ourselves, aren't we? we are living in this sea of delusion and uncertainty, i'm afraid i'm sinking.

great.. i see this blog is really a nice place to put in random thoughts in me that always pop out from nowhere. maybe i should give this blog a REVAMP! SHIT i need technical assistance. help, anyone? OKAY i shall ask denyse for help =D

CHEERS.

maybe someday i'll look back and laugh at myself

I MUST BLOG TODAY

2005-06-21T14:34:00.000+08:00

I TOLD MYSELF I MUST BLOG TODAE.

I hate people who sleep with NO SKILL

RIGHTS, dun get the wrong idea, my blog definitely aint gonna promote the idea of sexuality (blurps) nor am i gonna publish my nude pictures anytime soon (no offence but wait a few years later den see lah) but i am just so FRIGGIN pissed todae den i just have to blog!! or i will burst! it aint anything too SERIOUS anyway but it is a COMMON problem we ALL may encounter in some days of our lives. just tad mine comes sooner. (sheesh does this sound a little too sick?)

ok so i shall relate my incident todae on this world wide web, and let the earlier-bloomers out there u re not ALONE.i am a victim of that fateful incident too...

rights, so todae was a reli typical day and blahh, went back to school for my SIA (kae cut the crap, i am digressing) but anyway, i just boarded my bus back home after a day's hard work, not knowing that the bus 171 i had waited for a hell of a long time will turn out to be a HELL RIDE HOME...

GREAT. and so i got myself a seat on the bus, and a HCI guy sat beside me. you tink it is romantic, sweet and every nanyang's fantasy?!

NO...

and so there i sat with a trembling heart from ecstacy (yeah right) but anyway, halfway through my journey, which i remembered vividly from the standard chartered bank off bukit timah rd onwards, the HCI guy dozed off. and yeah tads a real common side. but there u have it, the venue, the time, the partner (sitting partner yes)... and u cant even SLEEP with at least a little more skills?!

and at the next moment, the guy's head just started "lolling" and going round and round in circles of different sizes yet perfectly concentric. and round and round 360deg. and den........ he just started leaning his WHOLE, ENTIRE, COMPLETE., ALL, TOUT, QUANBU weight on me!!! i swear his whole fcking weight was on my poor little arm. den next comes the BUMPING TREATMENT. his head continued lolling to and forth, the poor bespectacled, be--pimpled, be-earphoned guy constantly bumped into my poor old arm. i swear i never got such intensive massage on my arm before like this. guess i gained a few muscles huh? right more like BLUE-BLACKS.

and so the guy continued bumping and leaning his weight on me while i was tryin hard to support his weight with my arm, wad real workout i say. i could have fairly well give him a super duper hard nudge into his ribs with my elbow, but i guess i better avoid the embarrassment of the poor guy falling onto the ground, kneeling and kowtowing to me begging for myMERCY.

AND SO I HELD ON. dun sae tad i m stoopid or mousy or anything. but i m supposed to keep my composure in public okk. i cant be seen displaying my pirated (certificate bought with money) black belt in karate in public right. but eventually my nightmare stops when i alighted the bus.

well yes i do have my fair share of dozing off unsightly on the bus before. but cant the poor guy just sleep with more skills!! he shud jsut keep his head in one spot and stop lolling around like mannequins with a faulty neck or something. aiyah dunno how to sae also. lets just sae his head is lolling round and round like a lollipop.

however, looking at a bigger picture, shall we just quit dozing off on the bus??!! SLEEPING, should just be "carried out" on the bed solely and onlyl! the bus seats aint for u to loll oyur head around to the rhytnm of the wheels of the bus go round and round.

maybe we shud just start cultivate our society to be a more "reading and literature" one. like how i always hear my teachers going on about japanese liking to read on buses or mrts while we the studetns complain to teachers den reading on transport vehcles give us nausea and headache and myopic bullshitt. maybe we shud just start a campaign like READ MORE ON PUBLIC TRANSPORT CAMPAIGN instead of spotting old uncles reading jockey's guide (or waddevah u call it) or aunties carefully making notes of wad 4D may come out in the next draw on the bus. we shud just read MORE!!!

well, to be honest, i have been kinda aching to read my darhling chinese literature text cum chinese literary world classic "sanguoyanyi" (romance of the 3 kingdoms) and "hongloumeng" (dreams of the red chambers??!!) on the bus. but the thought of suddenly brandishin such classics from my bag kinda put me off.

u see....

not all people appreciate reading on the bus. some may just sneer at u for being such idiots for reading instead of listening to your ultra duper cool MP3 and discman (probably passe by now) . i dun think we singaporeans will ever be initiated to read on the bus, and i guess perhaps a campaign cna be a pretty good headstart for such trends.. lala at least i tiink so, the mousey student hu dindnt dare read those classics she was painfully assigned to reading for chi lessons on the bus.

after having said all that, lets go back to the point of being bumped and squashed by inconsiderate sleepers on the bus.... u may think i m making a ultra dooper beeg fuss out of such little things in life, but i feel that that is a sad reflection of singaporeans being citizens hu prefer using our traveling time sleeping rather den takin in more vocabs or phrases in our wordbanks by reading. and besides these nitty gritty comments on such minor stuff are probably wad that keep blogging ALIVE.......

lalala my blog is alive!!

pompomtiao

2005-06-20T23:43:00.000+08:00

geesh

2005-05-25T13:34:00.000+08:00

oh geez... i just realised the time display on my blog is totally off.. but hu blogs at 6am!!?? crapps...tadah gonna go fix it.

heckk!!

2005-05-24T22:49:00.000+08:00

omgg!!! why cant the chinese words of my wonderful primary school poem be seen!!! urghh.... or issit just my xompt? urgh heckked. my bloggers mind is darined from all my compositions i made ealier on. will fix the chinese chracters thing later. but trust me... it is a good poem.

cant stop

2005-05-24T22:34:00.000+08:00

great... like once i start blogging i cant stop!!! ahh... can i just go kill myself or wadd? well anyway, just yesd, vesak dae, i was going thru my microsoft word (ms word) files saved in my computer and i chanced upon so many weird and lame stuff that i had written when i was younger. the excited and young jiali then was so excited about her newly bought computer and wrote non stop on her new ms word. but unfrotunately those aint works to be proud of, but junkks. i dun even ber to luff at them. right now, i hardly ever touch ms word unless i have to work on an assignment. bleaghh... but heres one of my countless creations.

i hereby cant believe i wrote this shit when i was small.

SONG

Baa baa bad shit have you any poo?
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags poo
One for the big poo, one for the small
One for the little shit which hangs in the hole (asshole lah)

Want some poo poo?
Hahahahaha
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爱群立小学的诗歌

它是这么美丽，
也是这么华丽。
它充满着实力，
有不倒的意力。
有大家的奋力，
有老师的鼓励，
给了我们智力。
不久参加毕业典礼，
离开我爱的群立。

HEY I GUESS I WAS PREETY PRO HUH. a devoted poem to my primary school. this was one of my p6 project. i guess... i kinda forgot. man tell me it is good. yeahhh. oh man and the last sentence is so touching... my beloved greenridge!!!!

and the follwing is a preety imaginative ghost story i had written. hmm pardon for the bad english... not that my english has improved much over the years. and by the way the ending of this ghost story is preety much a blooper.

“ I will walk this way and you, Carla will walk this way. We will meet ten minutes from now at the bottom of the stairs. Call my handphone if you have any discovery.”

Florence and Carla were looking for the legendary loot, which was said to be hidden in the haunted house in our neighbourhood. The loot, belonged to an cunning rich men who gained money by stealing with the help of his large gang of stealers, whom he killed one by one afterwards so that he could have the loot all to himself.

With steadfast determination, the two set off in the direction instructed.

Carla’s scene

“Damned why did I ever agree to go on this stupid trip?” Carla carefully made her way through cobwebs and dust and found herself in an old and dark room. It was almost empty except for a large ancient wardrobe at the corner of the room. Boards nailed on by nails sealed the windows causing the room to be dark. Carla held onto her torchlight. Gingerly, she opened the wardrobe with one hand.

“Ahhhhhhh!” Carla gave a loud scream. Inside the wardrobe stood a thin and pale figure with half its face hidden in darkness. With long hair and long white cloth draped over its body, the “thing” opened her mouth and started with a low voice, “ You are disturbing my afternoon nap!! Get away!” Carla stood rooted to the ground, her mouth hung open with utter shock. Then she covered her nose because the “thing” had ………..

“Bad breath!” Carla shouted and bolted out of the room at top speed…

ahaha and thats the end of the ghost story. lalaaa...

man guess this is a preety lame entry. like sharing all my "perosnal" ms word junnks hidden deep in my compt. i think all these files have not been touched by me in years. and finally i can show them off to the world!!! AAA.... shioked feeling. but anyway those are just senseless kiddy writings, so dun judge my intellect just by looking at those alright. i think "straighter" now. :)

my blog is alive again

2005-05-24T21:47:00.000+08:00

I guess my blog is seriously very neglected by me. i am an irresponsible owner, i am sorry. so my blog is like singapore IDLE. crapp i am crapping alright. well basically i have nothing to talk about. thankew very much. guess i m not very much a BLOGGER. and as you can see my tagg board is DEAD. gosh. and i have no idea how to go on to tagboard and get one. like OH PULEEASE, i dun even know how to get a tag board!!?? i serously feel like killing myself and i dunnid anyone to do it fer me. so people... please help!! i am like a complete computer idiot. time to read up "computer for dummies"

Luhhh... very boring life i am leading. nothing exciting to write about. of course my blog is nothing compared to xiaxue's blog. recently i kinda got hooked on to her bloggey. it is just soo... hmm... happening? and kinda exciting to know about the vibrant life shes leading. and her bdae presents come in HUNDREDS alright. while i got some skimpy and teeny weeny bikini. thanks alot guys. but i prefer something more classy. like a french dictionary? hope we can gather more classy taste in the days to come. and how did she tan herself!!!?? ahhh... ok i m crapping. dun mind me.

and so i was being such a looser spending my vesak at home piaing my werk after 2daes of blloywood movies~! i think my whole class kinda spent the whole weekend finishing all the videos we bought during the lil india trip on saturdae with miss ong. it was like madd lahh.. like a bunch of chi girls soo crazee over bollywood. and SHAHRUKH KHAN IS THE MAN!! he is the king of our dreams and desire.... OOH. even though he has a friggin beeg nose, beeg enuff to be a frenchman's, but i guess tad can be ignored.... because his eyes are just soo intense!! and filled with emotions. he is able to portray every single role so well!!! and he still got his charm working even at age 40. bet he went fer botox though.

and yes!!!! tolking about hottest thing. the next hottest thing is takuya kimura!! like goshh!!! hes is sooo good looking!! he is still the young girls' desire even though hes alreadie the father of one daughter. mann... this is getting horny here. but i LOVE him!!! ahh

List of hottest guys (in order of my love-o-meter)*lames*

1. takuya kimura ( sorry girls but takuya still has to come first. hes my all time fav)

2.shahrukh khan ( i promote multi-racialism okk. guys of all races appeal to mee. im a trueblue singaporean thankew)

3.tay pinghui (!?!?) (man thats soo passe!! i mean u dun even see tay on teevee much nowadays!! but i will get back to u onedae pinghui!!)

4.aaron aziz!!!?? (he used to be my favourite... cause last time during the hols i am an avid viewer of the 3.30pm replay of heartlanders:P)

5.hmm... yet to be filled up... maybe the kabhi khushi kabhie gham guy who acted alongside with srk? Hrithk something i think. man his arms are thckier den my legs combined together. and dun get mistaken his arms are of muscles.

6. ahhh i suddenly remember. amitabh bachchan is hot too. even though hes already 60 over and old enuff to be my ah gong and all, but those eyes of his... hmm.... electrifying. dynamic!!

alrights enuff crapping. i am getting tired. bleaghhs. but i hope i will blog soon. sometimes some exciting thing happen and yet i just cant be bothered to put them down in words. you understand that king of feeling/?? it like no words can describe. and i dun think my vocab is extensive enuff to cover all the stuff exactly. bleaghhs. bad points of a blog. bleagh kaes i m beginning to crap again. so i better load this up soon. yeah people this is a special gift frm urh fav blogger and it is zee once in a blue moon entry.

PK!!

2005-03-16T14:08:00.000+08:00

G.R.E.A.T! you favourite blogger of all time is finally finally backk.. after my last posting of the peeing chikopehh. and in my blogg (prouds) be expected to see lotsa font colors. however this duzen imply the lack of sense od color combination, this is a.r.t. we youngsters needa explored more dimensions and realms..... do not be a conformist... oh rights... lets get on with life. rights and so the lastest and coolest happening in my life is..... OBS!!

to you people out there hu have yet to exoerience fer yourself OBS.. well i must tell you it is reli worth the trip and time there. i was lucky to be placed in the bestest, well not exactly perfect watch... KURT. although our grp is definitely not 100% great and stuff but i do learn alot from my grp. in the 5 days together, we were mercilessly dumped into the wilderness, back to basic and we learnt to live and interact together.

however, i dunch tink obs will be as nice if PK aka Kiaw-Jie werent around!! it is definitely our honor and luck to have such fantastic instructor. shes caring shes hot and shes single!! so for you lonely peeps out there, she is definitely your choice!! but seriously, her very presence just makes you feel at ease and her words of encouragement is priceless. she nv fails to impart us with a quote and moral value everyday and she keeps a lil notebook with her, containing all her fav things which she share generously with us. she makes us ponder and think and make us value the time given to us everydae more. shes not onli an instructor but also a motivator,,,, and v motherly..... (hot tears welling up in my eyes!!! ) sobs..

goodness where on earth can u get someone better den PK?? however sentimental stuff aside, theres also humour and laughters in our obs, firstly i proudly declare me and huizhuang as your very trustworthy and professional MEDIC!! oohsh man. so we r the ones hu lug your precious and life saving yellow-color-waterproof-and-plastic bag around, always ready and armed with the essentials!!! *ooohsh* babeh. however luckily we the kurt watch being safe players never suffer any injuries and therefore the bag is rarely opened except to serve as extra storage space for our lunches. muahah.

AND... being the versatile and hot medics.. me and huizhuang are also kurt's beloved expedition leaderssss!!! give it up fer us! however i m sorry that i dint reli play my part on the water... oh man the kayaking experience reli blow me away. me being a non-swimmer (ok dun luff) will you noe naturally get a lil nervous on water... ya i noe we do have lifevest yes repeat after me... lifevest but u noe it is understandable that i get nervous right!! i noe technically speaking i will NEVER drown but imagine u r ready to ur plunge for ur bungee jump n u noe u r tightly secured with the belt and stuff but u will still get scared right!! yaya ure saying wad if the belt aint secured ok and how abt wad if my lifevest have HOLES!!?? alright so much fer the crap but i m sorry coz thruout the journey me and my beloved medic partner cum expedition leader partner cum kayaking partner huizhuang were like cheonging all the way at the front cause i was threatening her to either paddle or i will capsize and die n cum back n haunt u stuff. so in the end we ended up frm being the port ( which is to be at the extreme left to make sure others arent beyond us) to being the navigators, to be right in front cheonging our way. so i hereby make a public apology. but we all did it eventually right!!! we kayaked the whole PULAU UBIN!!! no kidding ok!!! and as expected i was the first to come in... CHEONG.

and i reli miss being in the outdoors... haish to sleep under the stars in our rather screwed basha and cook in the outdoors and risk starting a bush fire. man all these aint sthng u get to do everydae man.. although i m in residential and i get to eat all the 3dishes and 1 soup plus fruit meal in the canteen but our schedule definitely do not lose out to the mobile peeps loads. we get to do outdoors stuff too and hear the sound of the waves crashing onto the shore at night and be so near to johor that we can hear ppl karaoke opp us. this is reli pretty cool. and the last night at the quarry is reli sweet and memorable when we prepared a special mess tin dinner fer PK!! and den we gathered round in a circle and tolk.. although it was plain dark and u cant even see the faces but sweetness and warmth hung thick in the air.... awww... and hu noes... PK may be tearing!! just tad we missed it.

finally comes departure dae... i m reli not sure how to put my 5 day wonderful journey into words and bring it out to you in great details but i guess u just have to try it out urself to reli understand the joys of being outdoors. as PK said.. OBS duzen end here, your real OBS onli starts now, in ur school life or personal life... waddeva. life is simply OBS. and i agree, OBS is just a short break from the hustle of life. it is a respite from the stress in ur daily lives and it is onli in OBS that we truly understand the meanin of back to basic and Others Before Self.

back to real life, me and huizhuang cried and luffed our way back from where we reli belong long ago to the surreal society, we left the primitive surroundings of p.ubin to be caged inside the suffocating reality of life. haishhh... and reaching home, i looked outside my window and cried and miss the nature in p.ubin. mann... wasnt i sentimental. and dunch u just admire PK and baby the dog!! hu get to stay in good old calm p.ubin everydaee?? or dunch you?

GOON AH PEH!!

2005-02-18T22:13:00.000+08:00

SHIT I M SO DAMN TRAUMATISED. as much as i like pervertic stuff n like to "talk" about it i m seriously traumatised by wad i encounter today!!! freeeak!! it totally changed my perception of AH PEHS. i mean i like old uncle jack, my school attendant cause i think hes cute... HE RELI IS OK!! ya but the ah peh i saw today totally grossed me out... heres wad happened.

rights so i was walking home along this stretch of road when i saw this suspicious looking ah peh standing facing this whole clump of bushes holding the umbrella at an odd diagonally portruding angle. like u noe the umbrella's head is like sticking out by his side. yea that "arouses" my curiosity. yea so i continued walking and studying this strange ah peh. i mean it is damn lame to face this clump of bushes right and not as if those bushes r damn spectacular or wad although i have seen other ah pehs doing free gardening for the bushes by cutting the leaves but thats rather kwai lan.

ya so den i saw his both hands are round his crotch area and i looked and i saw this tinkle/stream/gush of pee coming out. goodness man!! hes peeing in a public area!!! f*** him!!! shocked i avoided him, who was standing side facing me on this pathway i mean as much as i m pervertic i dunch go for old and shrivelled cocks. and luckily that ah peh nv so boliao n flash his cockie at me or i think i will just freeze there n stare.... out of shock. yea so i continue walking and thats when i regret it. dunch get the rong idea i realised that i shud have just stop walking n stand there n glare at the ah peh. i shud have made the ah peh damn paiseh for doing such indecent n immoral thing on the streets!!!!!!

crap la!! i feel like jkust rushing over to somebody and just shout out "YOU SEE THAT CAO (SMELLY) AH PEH PEEING OVER THERE!!!???" SHIT AH PEH!!! mayb i shud report him to the sembawang-holland town council!!! for polluting!!! now i know y those bushes grow so well... fertilizers lorh!!!!

yoyo i m back

2005-02-08T15:24:00.000+08:00

yoosh people!! i know u guys r missing me like crazy... but i m too buzy to blog!!! dunch miss me alright!! yay i m finally back after one mth!! yay.. so firstly happy new year to everybody!! yeah me at beans house now... doing nth so if u guys have any nice websites to recommend pls do... prevent us from rotting away... yah.... so hihi... and byeees... i relleh have nthn to sae!!!!!

slippery trip

2004-12-31T13:30:00.000+08:00

woot!! went ice skating yesd with peehua, qianwen and yixin!! yeah so before that we went ta kfc to lunch bt i was so nervous abt ice skating den i cant even eat laa!! yeah n as i expected...... it wasnt reali fun in da beginning. ya la so it was my first time skating and it kinda sucks!! i was so stuck at da railing la!! luckily gt good ole qw behind me at the railing! so she was trying to teach me to skate forward and not BACKWARDS like wad i was doing. yea so we were stuck at the railing while yx and ph were far ahead of us. yx was teaching ph, also a first timer to skate. urghie!! and in the end ph was alreadie skating alone and yet i was still stuck at da railing!!

so at da skating rink ph, yx and qw all met some ppl they know. and i met HUILING!! ya our classmate. hahas! i was so freaking glad that she was there!! cause we both are first timers and hl and me are blur toots. hl was with her swimming mate jianrong!! yay chio girl!! v friendly!! i think i m falling in love with her.... kaes diaos. ya la so we skate and skate and yada yada..... den yixin was like an escort, taking turns to escort us arnd. da best part of the entire trip is to go round the whole rink with yixin!! hahas!! shes freaking steady la can support my entire weight leaning on her cause i was putting my hands on her shoulders so she can guide mee arnd. yeaps. so basically yx was like jsut pulling me along.

yeaps anyway, so we were trying to fall la. cause it seems quite "cool" to fall onto da ice. so me and hl were planning our fall. but we kinda chickened out!! hahas! alot of times we nearly fall but outta fear we still manage to keep our body balanced. and den me and hl were being paranoid cause we tot when we fall somebodee's blade is gonna cut thru us and blah or somebodee falling over us... quite diaos!! but in e end we did manage to fall at least once!! for me thrice.... hahas.

first fall: yx, me n ph were skating hand in hand when this girl suddenly bumped into ph and she fell backwards, landing on her spinal cord. gees!! that hurts. so meanwhile i fell too! because i just lose my bearing and lost my balance and fall! yea first fall.

second fall: yx, hl me n jianrong were hands on shoulders in this train formation skating when hl lost her balance and fell with yx who was the lead. so me being behind hl fell too!! yea. cause i just lost my balance again. yay...

third fall: we cont skating arnd and went to the middle of the rink so so i was suggesting that we stay here n look arnd to be extra. so we stayed and i said its quite cool to fall in the middle. so den they started to push me!! ahh!! yay so i fell...

so generally it was rather fun laa.. but in the end i was the slowest learner!! n hl skates better than me even!! ahhhhh.... yeapss!!! so thats all! heehee

!!class BBQ and chalet

2004-12-28T11:15:00.000+08:00

yay!! back from class chalet. not very a blast but it was fun!! ahaha! so on da first dae once we reached the chalet (21st) we watched battle royal. den like so freaking farnie laa... the peeps sitting at da back (xd they all) were munching on chips and stuff as they watched the show, wonder how they did that since the show is soo damn gruesome that i have to keep away my kitkat as i watch the show or i may puke. =S so me yx and ry were sitting right in frnt of da teevee den hlafway thru the show xd wanted to go peepee and she so freaked out tad she peed with da door open. DIAOS o.0

ya so at night we bbq and 20 over peeps came over and yada yada we had fun and blah blah. too lazy to type more. ya den while toking we suddenly came up with this joke coz i misheard wad hh was telling yx. heehee. so da joke is:which animal likes to look at people? ANS: koala! (kua lang= look @ people in hokkien) ahahah!! best joke of da night man. ya so in e end we bbq and yumyums den after most of da peeps left, a few of us set up the mahjong liping bought all da way to the chalet. KUDOS. so we played till everyone left den we the stay overnighters went into da room. OH YAH. 4got to mention. kudos to xiyu and me!! the bbq master fanners!! we fanned the fire like siao to get da fire okaee!! no xy n me no food. yeaps. kudos. o.0 *haolians*

yeap so in da room all 11 of us---> qianwen, yixin, sihui, shiyu, jinnie, kaiteng, me, piggy, kel, siemun n liping squahed ourselves onto one double bed and 2 mattresses. oohsh. six of us lay coiled up on da bed while 4 slept on da mattress and poor kaiteng slept on the wooden mattress trolley. (aiyah dunno how to sae) meanwhile yx's cam battery went flat after we took so damn freaking many pics of ourselves *shudders* and me yx qw n shiyu went to cheers in da middle of da nite buy batts. we went bac n c kaiteng still awake. so we played DAIDEE!! oh yay i must reli sae i m da rising daidee queen man. come challenge me if u dare!!! bleaghx

yeaps so da nxt dae kel piggy n siemun left at arnd 12 plus while some others needa leave earlier too. so e remaining us went cycling!! yx n i shared a double bicycle. kel sae its called dunno wad tendom? sounds like pad brand anyways. ya so we cycled n i learn how to cycle with moral support from PINGHUI! yay.. i can kinda cycle now. hees.

den we went bac to da room, bushed. den we stayed in n we decided we shall bbq our leftovers as dinner. so we had a hard time startin da fire den jinnie kept saeing the fire might KABOOM. ahaha!! jinnie freaking farniee la! den when i addin charcoal jinnie sae later da fire no more. DONG. yay. so den luckily our saviours from nxt door came over to help. thx to mr blue! kudos. kind them!! they volunteered la! althought yesd night they were so friggin noisy n stuff, we forgive them! yeps so they helped us start da fire n we just sit arnd n zuobo, do nhng. yeah den we feasted on our beds and we simply cant finish da food and in e end we dumped the whole stuff away. so we mahjonged n daidee and yada yada. den we went arcade and played drums, each ppl one drum. bt still kip getting E. lanbeh. n we played the color game hit da buttons till my finiger orh tsae (blueblack) den we went back n mre daidee! den we slept.

so nxt dae after we checked out we went arcade again! n played parapara! i gt A ehh! nt bad for first timer. n jinnie lk damn farnie!!! yeaps so we checked out n yada yada. we had a great time!!! so much crap for now. excited me crap loads. yeahs.

-tribute to pinghui-

2004-12-27T18:21:00.000+08:00

---KUDOS to the almighty pinghui who conquered his fear of heights and perform such amazing stunt on yesd night's charity show. Clad in a sleeveless shirt which displayed wonderfully pinghui's muscular biceps and wearing a pair of devilishly sexy red hot stilettos, Pinghui is definitely still quite a sight despite his drag-queen-liked footwear.

THANKS to pinghui, the number of calls soared and the credit die die also must go to pinghui, for his breath-stopping act. Lets all give pinghui a pat on his muscular shoulder, for his bravery and courage is definitely commendable and worth the honour! PAT.

testing

2004-12-17T14:40:00.000+08:00

testing.
i luv mahjong!!!